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(This is a gentle spoof on those "Things Not To Say To Wheelchair User" type articles)
1. Can I loan you my kittens for a day?
2. Would you like more Diet Coke?
3. Can I buy you a house?
4. Will you accept this pile of money I have lying around ...
5. Would you like to go to Hogwarts?
1. Can I loan you my kittens for a day?
2. Would you like more Diet Coke?
3. Can I buy you a house?
4. Will you accept this pile of money I have lying around ...
5. Would you like to go to Hogwarts?
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Date: 2017-01-16 11:07 pm (UTC)6: How did you get onto the freeway?
7: Would you either overtake me or stop tailgaiting, I'm already doing 110 km/h?
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Date: 2017-01-17 05:11 am (UTC)7. "Okay..." *hits the afterburners...*
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