Top 5 Things You Should Totally Ask Ricky...

[jeshyr]

(This is a gentle spoof on those "Things Not To Say To Wheelchair User" type articles)

1. Can I loan you my kittens for a day?
2. Would you like more Diet Coke?
3. Can I buy you a house?
4. Will you accept this pile of money I have lying around ...
5. Would you like to go to Hogwarts?

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

6. Can I lend you my transporter?

[jeshyr]

Yes!

[pauamma]

I take it the answer to all 5 would be "yes".

[jeshyr]

Yes!

[acelightning]

"Would you be up to receiving a visit from {Patrick Stewart/Alex Kingston/celebrity of your choice}?"

[jeshyr]

Absolutely, though I think I'd chose by value of "would this person be an interesting dinner guest" rather than celebrity per se. Actors who also do writing and directing, for example, or just unknown people who are awesome to talk to!

[acelightning]

I was thinking more along the lines of "somebody you've always wished you could meet, but never expected it would be possible" :-)

[sheramil]

things not to say to a wheelchair user..

6: How did you get onto the freeway?

7: Would you either overtake me or stop tailgaiting, I'm already doing 110 km/h?

[acelightning]

6. "I got on way back at Interchange 37 - didn't you see me?"

7. "Okay..." *hits the afterburners...*

[peoppenheimer]

May I be impressed by twenty years of online journaling?

[azurelunatic]

Hee! :D