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[jeshyr]

PS
Also the man on the other side is here for a swollen scrotum and is partially deaf so the doctors have been explaining things over and over at increasing volume to him. Life is never dull!!

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[acelightning]

now that could be amusing, in an #alt.tasteless kind of way...

"Okay, let's just have a look at the problem."
"What?"
"Lift up your hospital gown and let me examine your scrotum."
"What?"
"I'M GOING TO LIFT UP YOUR GOWN AND EXAMINE YOUR SCROTUM!"
"What are you doing to my SCROTUM?"
etc.

rest of room hears:
"SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM!"

and of course everyone is secretly ten years old, and trying to suppress hysterical guffaws... :-)

[jeshyr]

Well I don't know about everybody else but that's definitely what *I* was doing!

:)

[acelightning]

he ought to be glad he wasn't having rectal problems... :-)

(yes, i'm a smutty-minded ten-year-old too...)

[feyandstrange]

hee! I hope the soccer moms are still there for the SCROTUM SCROTAL SCROTUM SWELLING SCROTUM stuff.

Maybe they could draw diagrams to explain instead of yelling? Oh dear no, now I am picturing a whiteboard presentation of YOUR SWOLLEN SCROTUM and ... no. Hee.

[jeshyr]

They were ... it was pretty funny to me anyway. I did feel sorry for the guy, but mostly I felt giggly....

The doc was trying to explain he had to put a cushion under his scrotum to lift it up so it would drain. I think it's just so far from what was expected that it broke his head ... I mean if you're hard of hearing and you think the doc has said "Put a cushion under your scrotum" do you think "Ohh, a cushion!" or "Damm, I must have heard wrong..."??

[feyandstrange]

NO PUSHIN' ON MY SCROTUM!