Top 5 Things You Should Totally Ask Ricky...

[jeshyr]

(This is a gentle spoof on those "Things Not To Say To Wheelchair User" type articles)

1. Can I loan you my kittens for a day?
2. Would you like more Diet Coke?
3. Can I buy you a house?
4. Will you accept this pile of money I have lying around ...
5. Would you like to go to Hogwarts?

Comments

[sheramil]

things not to say to a wheelchair user..

6: How did you get onto the freeway?

7: Would you either overtake me or stop tailgaiting, I'm already doing 110 km/h?

[acelightning]

6. "I got on way back at Interchange 37 - didn't you see me?"

7. "Okay..." *hits the afterburners...*