Communication Breakdowns

*Anekin cat walks up to Ricky, sitting on an easy chair and drawing, lap covered in materials*

Ricky: Hi Anekin, sorry but there's no space for you here just now.

Anekin: Mum, there's no space on your lap! Fix it at once!

Ricky: Hey, stop head butting my drawing! Could we cuddle later instead?

Anekin: Mum, there's no space on your lap! Fix it at once!

Ricky: You're sitting on my paper and creasing up my drawing, please come back later!

Anekin: Mum, there's no space on your lap! Fix it at once!

At this point Anekin gives up on the hopelessly idiotic human understanding the order and sits on the drawing book, and because I am a walkover I end up moving all the drawing stuff to safety and paying attention to the cat instead.

Anekin: 1
Ricky: 0

:)