Fic for paradiseandcola: A Peculiar Affection
Dec. 4th, 2025 04:47 pmRecipient: Paradiseandcola
Author: REDACTED
Verse: ACD Canon.
Characters/Pairings: Holmes & Watson, Holmes/Watson.
Rating: T
Warnings: Alusion to period typical homophobia and transphobia, along with background mentions of a transphobic family.
Summary: There are places in London where a man of my nature might find temporary companionship or a short physical liaison. I was well acquainted with them even before I left for my Afghan service, and after my return, I reacquainted myself with them. But after I took up lodgings with Sherlock Holmes, I lessened the frequency of my visits until I had all but ceased to go entirely.
It was not solely my fear of discovery that kept me away, though that concern was most certainly a factor. Holmes was, after all, a man of exceptional perceptive ability, and I would not like for him to know what kind of establishments I was frequenting. Rather, it was my growing feelings for him that kept me from seeking out any other man’s company.
Read on AO3: A Peculiar Affection
Thankful Thursday
Dec. 4th, 2025 10:32 pmToday I am thankful for...
- Getting an appointment scheduled to discuss BP meds.
- Finding a good Chinese/Indnesian restaurant that delivers. That delivers rijsttafel! Which I last had when I was in Amsterdam with my parents half a century ago. Not as good as the place we went to back then -- Dad was extremely good at finding the best restaurants and hotels -- but good enough, and closer.
- Leftovers. See above.
- More generally, having a huge variety of places to order from.
- Garlic, blue cheese, chili crisp, and other tasty things. (I have a tendency to graze.)
Deck the tra-la wassail etc
Dec. 4th, 2025 08:03 pmSo, the Esteemed Research Institution of which I now have the honour to be a (jolly good!) Fellow sent an invite last week to come along this arvo and decorate the Christmas tree in the common room. Bringing, if one so desired, some bauble, perchance alluding in some way to one's research interests.
My dearios, I realised I had The Very Thing! Some Years Ago I acquired a mini-Giant Microbe syphilis spirochaete, the adorable cutie, and though I say it myself, this went over a treat, with people taking photos and so on.
Had social converse - though a certain sense of Don't You Know Who I Am, though there is no reason why people who don't work in my area/s should know, it is a long while since I have been on ye meedjas.
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Feral wallabies have featured here on previous occasions: apparently there are now 1000 on the Isle of Man: and
[T]here appears to be a continuous population across southern England, with a few hotspots. There have been regular sightings in the Chilterns, plus in Cornwall, where they appear to be breeding.
And apparently there are people who have them on their farms: whence they escape, since they can both jump and burrow.
head down antlers on
Dec. 4th, 2025 06:48 pmAnyway. On Saturday I used 7 onions, 2 aubergines, 4 peppers, 6 courgettes, a little under 1.5kg pasta, 3.5 jars of pesto, and 2 bags of cheese and made just about enough packed meals to get me through to the end of next week. On Sunday A came over and we put up my tree and made disappointing experimental maple and pecan cookies (edible, but weirdly cake-like and not particularly good). I am more-or-less up-to-date on laundry and washing up and the like, and have started my Christmas cards.
I am in the office tomorrow as usual and then every working day through to 15 December inclusive, and am also out every single one of those seven nights. Then the week after I have choir four days in a row. Then I get a whole one day off between finishing work and Christmas Eve, for which I shall be duly grateful.
I think I am sufficiently prepared to make it that far, although there's going to be a lot of things waiting for me! But I've got most of my Christmas shopping sorted, I'm OK for food, and I don't think I should run out of clothes. Anything above and beyond that is a bonus!
Also this evening I made a little graph of how many books I finished per month and the point where I stopped intensively playing computer games is extremely visible. I knew all the hand-wringing about my reading decline was futile anyway, but also it turns out that the cause is almost entirely Bioware. Spoiler: if I'm playing ten or fifteen hours of a computer game, I do not read as much, who could have predicted.
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Dec. 4th, 2025 02:58 pm4. Where or who do you turn to when you need good advice? I used to turn to S as well as looking online; now I'm more likely to just look online or perhaps talk to my daughter.
Things that didn't happen...
Dec. 4th, 2025 01:44 pmRec-cember Day 4: Sherlock (BBC)
Dec. 4th, 2025 07:03 pmDo I really need to sum up a show about Sherlock Holmes? I'm pretty sure anyone would be familiar with the premises, this particular iteration from the early 2010s aired on the BBC, had Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman as the two leads and was set in contemporary London.
While I re-watched the pilot countless times (fun fact, there was a time when I taught English as a Foreign Language to highly motivated adults, and one of my teaching modules was built entirely around the Sherlock pilot and it always went down a treat) the whole series is definitely flawed. The fandom predictably went nuts for the inevitable m/m pairing but I've read all sorts of fic, and even the gen ones or the casefiles (and the crossover/fusions) were a lot of fun.
It's Not the Violin by
copperbadge. Gen but platonic love? 3.8K words. <7i>Somewhere between Alejandro and the fistfight, John Watson became someone Sherlock Holmes would kill for. I liked this one so much it was part of that Sherlock-inspired teaching module, using
FayJay's excellent podfic.
Green Grow the Rushes, O! by@AJHall.ao3. This is technically a casefile but the character bits are more important than the case. And it's so perfectly British and witty. The humour. Btw, you should read anything AJHall has ever written, she was so talented.
The Case of the Unwelcome Owl by
FayJay. 7.1 K words. Gen. Crossover with Harry Potter. This is so much fun. Perfect blending of the two worlds. "So," said John, feeling out of his depth once again. "An owl." It was the same mild, politely curious tone of voice with which he had previously found himself uttering such things as: "So – three bags of frozen AB negative," and "So – a selection of human ears." "Goodness, John, with deductive prowess like that you'll soon be putting me in the shade," Sherlock said tartly. "Can't sneak anything past you, can we?" FayJay also podficced her own story, and thank God she did. How can one single person be so talented?!?
If you need to read only one fic, this should be it: The Least of All Possible Mistakes by@rageprufrock.ao3 If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses. It's a freaking novel (almost 120K words), and it's the whole series written from the point of view of a genderswapped Instpector Lestrade, George. I inevitably picture her as an older, British version of George from Dead Like Me and it works. Technically it's Lestrade/Mycroft but there's John/Sherlock too. But it's not a shippy fic. It's a love letter to London written by someone who doesn't live there but clearly loves it. It's also the story of a woman in the police force. It's amazing. It can be read if you don't know the canon. GO READ IT! or better yet, listen to
Lazulus's amazing podfic, another all time favourite of mine.
The Pitt
you need it shouted by oonabashed Mel/Langfdon, explicit, 5.8K words. Mel King isn't used to being the impatient one in her relationships. This was one of the first explicit, smutty fics I've read for this pairing and I still think it's one of the hottest and with the best Mel characterisation. Many authors write Mel as sexually inexperienced or even a virgin, and foten do a fantastic job of it, it's a dynamic that plays beautifully with fanon Frank, but to me the depiction in this fic sounds more plausible. Also, I think this fic is a bit of a hidden gem among the many, many, great stories for this pairing and it's criminally underrated. It needs more hits and kudso, people!
Misc boring bits then... news!
Dec. 4th, 2025 09:16 amLaundry day. I have the process started. I forgot to turn on the lotion warmer before I left for volleyball so it's warming now. The paint roller enables me to apply a layer of lotion all over my back and then get dressed without oiling up my clothes.
There are a lot of seasonal activities planned around here and 99%, maybe even 100%, make me want to lock the door of my apartment with me inside. I have never been a fan of holidays but this year, I am really not. Don't know why and don't particularly care. Happily, I don't even have to explain myself to people. I can be what I want to be.
I got a really interesting email this morning from a French artist asking permission to use me in an AI art piece - specifically in an upcoming exhibit in a French High School. I cannot even believe that sentence. What a wonderful time we live in.
His name is Matéo Picard and his note was delightful. He was, oh so very respectfully, asking my permission to use my data. Of course, all of the stuff is out there for the world to see, no permission needed. He gave me a wide runway for landing a response of 'oh no, that's too creepy' which I really appreciate but do not need. I think it's fascinating. I have more than 25 years of daily journal entries, and photos back to the beginning of Flickr and Tweets and Bluesky posts and that autobiography I wrote and of course my now very old website. I mean there's a shit load to scrape from. It would be fodder for an artificial dummy but artificial intelligence could really go to town.
What amazing fun. And I love his website.
Ok the lotion is warm. Time to get greased up and dressed.

Fancake's Theme for December: Amnesty
Dec. 4th, 2025 08:28 am
At the end of another long year,
I posted a rec for
If you have any questions about this theme, or the comm, come talk to me!
The Blizzard of Odd
Dec. 4th, 2025 02:00 pmIt's only two weeks 'til Christmas, bakers. Quick! THROW PLASTIC CHRISTMAS FLOTSAM ON EVERYTHING!
Oh come on, man. PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!
That's better.
Now, go make some cupcake cakes {PATOOIE!} that defy all laws of logic and common sense. DO EEET!
Yessss, and use sprinkles instead of colored icing! GENIUS!
I don't know what's happening here, but I like where your head's at.
Ok, now make a Christmas King Cake, because it's been WAY too long since those things got me in trouble:
Of COURSE you can still use the purple sprinkles and little plastic baby, silly! It's a King Cake! But for Christmas! AND THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE!
Now pass the eggnog, and let's go flash people on the street with our ugly Christmas sweaters for tinsel!
WHOAH THERE, St. Nick. I said flash our sweaters!
And you call yourself a saint. REALLY.
Thanks to Daisy B., Andrea J., Ginny V., Lizz, Holly H., & Christine V. for the cup of holiday HELLOOOOOO, Santa.
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P.S. It is possible our obsession with gnomes has gone too far?
Gnome Refrigerator Handle Covers, Set of 8
... or not far enough?
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
Dry eyes in the house
Dec. 4th, 2025 04:00 pmWhen we were talking about this last night I said, "You know, for a bunch of years, like maybe five to ten years ago, I felt like my eyes were too dry all the time and I was putting saline drops in them frequently, but a few years ago instead it started being like they overcompensate and make a lot of tears and now my eyes are more likely to be running when I've been asleep or lying down..." and with her new knowledge she was able to devastatingly inform me that this is just a sign of my eyes being dry, and even though it makes them hurt less, the tears are the wrong kind of moisture or something and not actually helping the eye themselves. So apparently in addition to the drops Wax needs for the inflammation and pain, we both have to start moisturizing our eyes now.
The other quixotic thing that happened this week was that my sister forgot about Brexit. Again.
To be specific: last year my sister ordered me a holiday present from a UK etsy shop that cost more than the minimum you can import without paying import taxes now (which I think is like under 20€ - it might even be 10?). As a result I got a text informing me that a package I didn't know about previously was at Customs, and in order to free it I had to fill out an online form indicating exactly what it was (which is a hassle in itself because they're in a taxonomic tree list) and provide a receipt or proof of purchase, in this case, the email receipt from the webshop that my sister had to forward, which obviously sort of spoiled the surprise. With a small present the amount you have to pay to release it from jail is only a few euros typically, but it is a hassle and it spoils the surprise.
And then this week she FORGOT THAT THAT HAD HAPPENED and ordered me a present from another UK shop.
(My parents & sister and I have pretty much given up on mailing back and forth anything larger than a padded envelope due to the delays and the fact that postage for the regular-sized boxes we typically used to send has gone up to generally over 100€.)
A Mouthful of Dust (Singing Hills, volume 6) by Nghi Vo
Dec. 4th, 2025 08:55 am
Cleric Chih's quest to record the tragic history of a famine succeeds all too well.
A Mouthful of Dust (Singing Hills, volume 6) by Nghi Vo
Biggles ficlets from Tumblr part 2
Dec. 4th, 2025 02:49 am9. Biggles/EvS forced to maintain close proximity by mad science
Responding to the prompt call with a Biggles prompt- Biggles and EvS are cursed or exposed to a mysterious mad-science substance that makes them have to maintain physical contact or very close proximity or else suffer increasingly debilitating pain &/ illness the farther they are apart- and now must work together in these constraints to fix this situation
Originally posted on Tumblr
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10. Scotland Yard ladies gossiping about EvS
Biggles prompt! The Scotland Yard ladies chatter about that tall, dark & handsome foreign gentleman Mr. Boelke who comes round to Raymond's office once a month. Biggles is Extremely Normal about this.
Originally posted on Tumblr
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11. Tied to a bed
Biggles prompt! There was only one (piece of furniture sturdy enough to tie a prisoner to and it was a) bed
Originally posted here
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Biggles ficlets from Tumblr (catch-up edition)
Dec. 4th, 2025 02:41 am1. Biggles/EvS: Biggles's friends "subtly" attempting to be supportive
I don't know if you're currently accepting Biggles prompts, but if you are: Algy, Bertie, and Ginger all try to "subtly" feel each other out to make sure no one is going to cause problems for Biggles and Erich (if there were something going on) (which there clearly can't be) (obviously)
https://www.tumblr.com/sholiofic/786139943995064320/i-dont-know-if-youre-currently-accepting-bigglesPosted on Tumblr here.
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2. Dramatic dying in Biggles's arms confession (contains no actual death)
Since you're officially soliciting prompts- A dramatic Dying-In-Biggles's-Arms confession on EvS's part turns out decidedly unlike his daydreams and in fact Rather Awkward when he does not, in fact, end up dying after all, having reckoned without certain Biggles-worthy levels of determination to save him.
Posted on Tumblr here
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3. Only One (team cuddlepile) Bed
As seen in commentfic here
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4. Whatever it is that Algy does on the many occasions he's left behind to man the phones.
Originally posted at a bigglesevents commentfest.
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5. Algy and EvS caretaking
Hey, if you're still open to prompts, please may I request some Biggles whump, someone beaten up and another taking care of them, maybe Algy and EVS but whoever you like really, thank you!
Posted on Tumblr here
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6. Friendly fire with Algy and Ginger
Hi! If you're still taking prompts, how about a friendly fire incident with the Biggles gang? Thanks! :)
Originally posted on Tumblr here
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7. Biggles left to die
A new prompt- in their noble adversaries era, EvS leaves Biggles in/places him in a situation he knows would ordinarily merely delay Biggles before an eventual escape- were Biggles not injured or incapacitated somehow, which, when EvS realises is the case, he rushes back from his own getaway to save Biggles. Not that this choice signifies anything regarding his feelings for him.
Originally posted here
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8. Erich abandoned by his associates
Biggles/EvS. EvS has not yet defected and is working a job with other Soviet agents in London. Said agents abandon EvS in a sticky situation, leaving him cornered to fight his own way out through British police. Raymond gets word of what’s happened and calls Biggles at Mount Street, who arrives at the scene to talk EvS down and convince him to defect.
Originally posted on Tumblr
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(I have another batch from tonight coming soon, but I figured I'd catch up on the older ones first.)
