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jeshyr: Blessed are the broken. Harry Potter. (Default)
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(This is a gentle spoof on those "Things Not To Say To Wheelchair User" type articles)

1. Can I loan you my kittens for a day?
2. Would you like more Diet Coke?
3. Can I buy you a house?
4. Will you accept this pile of money I have lying around ...
5. Would you like to go to Hogwarts?

Date: 2017-01-16 01:48 am (UTC)
jesse_the_k: Knitted red heart pulses larger within green and blue square (Beating heart of love GIF)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
6. Can I lend you my transporter?

Date: 2017-01-16 05:07 am (UTC)
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I take it the answer to all 5 would be "yes".

Date: 2017-01-16 10:33 am (UTC)
acelightning: lightning bolt in a blue-purple sky, the word 'lightning' flashing (lightning)
From: [personal profile] acelightning
"Would you be up to receiving a visit from {Patrick Stewart/Alex Kingston/celebrity of your choice}?"

Date: 2017-01-17 05:08 am (UTC)
acelightning: Never Give Up (English/Chinese) (Never Give Up)
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I was thinking more along the lines of "somebody you've always wished you could meet, but never expected it would be possible" :-)

Date: 2017-01-16 11:07 pm (UTC)
sheramil: Jack Vance alien by Phillipe Caza (Default)
From: [personal profile] sheramil
things not to say to a wheelchair user..

6: How did you get onto the freeway?

7: Would you either overtake me or stop tailgaiting, I'm already doing 110 km/h?

Date: 2017-01-17 05:11 am (UTC)
acelightning: caped, smiling bunny flying on a magic carpet (flying bunny)
From: [personal profile] acelightning
6. "I got on way back at Interchange 37 - didn't you see me?"

7. "Okay..." *hits the afterburners...*
Edited Date: 2017-01-17 05:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-01-17 03:07 am (UTC)
peoppenheimer: A photo of Paul Oppenheimer at the Australasian Association of Philosophy meeting. (Default)
From: [personal profile] peoppenheimer
May I be impressed by twenty years of online journaling?

Date: 2017-01-17 07:16 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: A glittery black pin badge with a blue holographic star in the middle. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Hee! :D


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